Agile Gangstas "Merge Request"Unisex T-Shirt
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The shirt that speaks to every developer who's ever waited anxiously for their code to be approved. The Agile Gangstas "Merge Request" tee – where Git meets wit.
This premium cotton shirt features our iconic gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilarious take on the emotional rollercoaster that is the merge request process. Designed for developers who've experienced the unique pain of watching their pull request sit unreviewed for days.
Merge Request (noun):
A digital cry for help that sits in your team's queue until minutes before the deadline
The modern developer's prayer to the code gods: "Please let there be no conflicts"
A formal invitation for your colleagues to judge your variable naming conventions
That thing your tech lead promised to review "first thing tomorrow" three days ago
Why This Repo Deserves To Be Pulled Into Your Wardrobe:
Soft, durable fabric that withstands more code reviews than your ego
Available in sizes that fit developers of all Git experience levels
Machine washable (unlike your hastily written documentation)
100% of proceeds support tech education charities
Perfect for wearing to hackathons, standup meetings, or whenever you need to passive-aggressively remind your team about that pending merge request from last sprint.
Ships faster than your CI/CD pipeline approves PRs. Commit to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium cotton shirt features our iconic gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilarious take on the emotional rollercoaster that is the merge request process. Designed for developers who've experienced the unique pain of watching their pull request sit unreviewed for days.
Merge Request (noun):
A digital cry for help that sits in your team's queue until minutes before the deadline
The modern developer's prayer to the code gods: "Please let there be no conflicts"
A formal invitation for your colleagues to judge your variable naming conventions
That thing your tech lead promised to review "first thing tomorrow" three days ago
Why This Repo Deserves To Be Pulled Into Your Wardrobe:
Soft, durable fabric that withstands more code reviews than your ego
Available in sizes that fit developers of all Git experience levels
Machine washable (unlike your hastily written documentation)
100% of proceeds support tech education charities
Perfect for wearing to hackathons, standup meetings, or whenever you need to passive-aggressively remind your team about that pending merge request from last sprint.
Ships faster than your CI/CD pipeline approves PRs. Commit to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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The shirt that speaks to every developer who's ever waited anxiously for their code to be approved. The Agile Gangstas "Merge Request" tee – where Git meets wit.
This premium cotton shirt features our iconic gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilarious take on the emotional rollercoaster that is the merge request process. Designed for developers who've experienced the unique pain of watching their pull request sit unreviewed for days.
Merge Request (noun):
A digital cry for help that sits in your team's queue until minutes before the deadline
The modern developer's prayer to the code gods: "Please let there be no conflicts"
A formal invitation for your colleagues to judge your variable naming conventions
That thing your tech lead promised to review "first thing tomorrow" three days ago
Why This Repo Deserves To Be Pulled Into Your Wardrobe:
Soft, durable fabric that withstands more code reviews than your ego
Available in sizes that fit developers of all Git experience levels
Machine washable (unlike your hastily written documentation)
100% of proceeds support tech education charities
Perfect for wearing to hackathons, standup meetings, or whenever you need to passive-aggressively remind your team about that pending merge request from last sprint.
Ships faster than your CI/CD pipeline approves PRs. Commit to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium cotton shirt features our iconic gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilarious take on the emotional rollercoaster that is the merge request process. Designed for developers who've experienced the unique pain of watching their pull request sit unreviewed for days.
Merge Request (noun):
A digital cry for help that sits in your team's queue until minutes before the deadline
The modern developer's prayer to the code gods: "Please let there be no conflicts"
A formal invitation for your colleagues to judge your variable naming conventions
That thing your tech lead promised to review "first thing tomorrow" three days ago
Why This Repo Deserves To Be Pulled Into Your Wardrobe:
Soft, durable fabric that withstands more code reviews than your ego
Available in sizes that fit developers of all Git experience levels
Machine washable (unlike your hastily written documentation)
100% of proceeds support tech education charities
Perfect for wearing to hackathons, standup meetings, or whenever you need to passive-aggressively remind your team about that pending merge request from last sprint.
Ships faster than your CI/CD pipeline approves PRs. Commit to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The shirt that speaks to every developer who's ever waited anxiously for their code to be approved. The Agile Gangstas "Merge Request" tee – where Git meets wit.
This premium cotton shirt features our iconic gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilarious take on the emotional rollercoaster that is the merge request process. Designed for developers who've experienced the unique pain of watching their pull request sit unreviewed for days.
Merge Request (noun):
A digital cry for help that sits in your team's queue until minutes before the deadline
The modern developer's prayer to the code gods: "Please let there be no conflicts"
A formal invitation for your colleagues to judge your variable naming conventions
That thing your tech lead promised to review "first thing tomorrow" three days ago
Why This Repo Deserves To Be Pulled Into Your Wardrobe:
Soft, durable fabric that withstands more code reviews than your ego
Available in sizes that fit developers of all Git experience levels
Machine washable (unlike your hastily written documentation)
100% of proceeds support tech education charities
Perfect for wearing to hackathons, standup meetings, or whenever you need to passive-aggressively remind your team about that pending merge request from last sprint.
Ships faster than your CI/CD pipeline approves PRs. Commit to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium cotton shirt features our iconic gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilarious take on the emotional rollercoaster that is the merge request process. Designed for developers who've experienced the unique pain of watching their pull request sit unreviewed for days.
Merge Request (noun):
A digital cry for help that sits in your team's queue until minutes before the deadline
The modern developer's prayer to the code gods: "Please let there be no conflicts"
A formal invitation for your colleagues to judge your variable naming conventions
That thing your tech lead promised to review "first thing tomorrow" three days ago
Why This Repo Deserves To Be Pulled Into Your Wardrobe:
Soft, durable fabric that withstands more code reviews than your ego
Available in sizes that fit developers of all Git experience levels
Machine washable (unlike your hastily written documentation)
100% of proceeds support tech education charities
Perfect for wearing to hackathons, standup meetings, or whenever you need to passive-aggressively remind your team about that pending merge request from last sprint.
Ships faster than your CI/CD pipeline approves PRs. Commit to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
