Agile Gangstas "Product Manager Definition" Unisex T-Shirt
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The ultimate tech industry inside joke – now wearable! Our "Product Manager Definition" tee tells the REAL story of what PMs do (according to developers).
This premium cotton shirt features our signature gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilariously accurate "definition" of Product Managers that will have your entire scrum team nodding in agreement. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, tech conferences, or anywhere developers gather to commiserate.
Product Manager (noun):
A person who turns vague client requests into impossible deadlines
Professional meeting scheduler who asks "can't we just..." before suggesting technically impossible features
The translator between business stakeholders and engineering reality
Master of changing requirements after sprint planning
Why This Shirt Deserves Priority in Your Backlog:
Soft, comfortable fabric that survives more wash cycles than your legacy code
Available in sizes to fit every team member from intern to CTO
A conversation starter that's funnier than your standup jokes
100% of proceeds support tech education veteran charities
Whether you're a developer who's survived countless scope creeps or a Product Manager with a healthy sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of software development teamwork.
Ships faster than your feature requests get implemented. Add to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium cotton shirt features our signature gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilariously accurate "definition" of Product Managers that will have your entire scrum team nodding in agreement. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, tech conferences, or anywhere developers gather to commiserate.
Product Manager (noun):
A person who turns vague client requests into impossible deadlines
Professional meeting scheduler who asks "can't we just..." before suggesting technically impossible features
The translator between business stakeholders and engineering reality
Master of changing requirements after sprint planning
Why This Shirt Deserves Priority in Your Backlog:
Soft, comfortable fabric that survives more wash cycles than your legacy code
Available in sizes to fit every team member from intern to CTO
A conversation starter that's funnier than your standup jokes
100% of proceeds support tech education veteran charities
Whether you're a developer who's survived countless scope creeps or a Product Manager with a healthy sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of software development teamwork.
Ships faster than your feature requests get implemented. Add to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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The ultimate tech industry inside joke – now wearable! Our "Product Manager Definition" tee tells the REAL story of what PMs do (according to developers).
This premium cotton shirt features our signature gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilariously accurate "definition" of Product Managers that will have your entire scrum team nodding in agreement. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, tech conferences, or anywhere developers gather to commiserate.
Product Manager (noun):
A person who turns vague client requests into impossible deadlines
Professional meeting scheduler who asks "can't we just..." before suggesting technically impossible features
The translator between business stakeholders and engineering reality
Master of changing requirements after sprint planning
Why This Shirt Deserves Priority in Your Backlog:
Soft, comfortable fabric that survives more wash cycles than your legacy code
Available in sizes to fit every team member from intern to CTO
A conversation starter that's funnier than your standup jokes
100% of proceeds support tech education veteran charities
Whether you're a developer who's survived countless scope creeps or a Product Manager with a healthy sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of software development teamwork.
Ships faster than your feature requests get implemented. Add to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium cotton shirt features our signature gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilariously accurate "definition" of Product Managers that will have your entire scrum team nodding in agreement. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, tech conferences, or anywhere developers gather to commiserate.
Product Manager (noun):
A person who turns vague client requests into impossible deadlines
Professional meeting scheduler who asks "can't we just..." before suggesting technically impossible features
The translator between business stakeholders and engineering reality
Master of changing requirements after sprint planning
Why This Shirt Deserves Priority in Your Backlog:
Soft, comfortable fabric that survives more wash cycles than your legacy code
Available in sizes to fit every team member from intern to CTO
A conversation starter that's funnier than your standup jokes
100% of proceeds support tech education veteran charities
Whether you're a developer who's survived countless scope creeps or a Product Manager with a healthy sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of software development teamwork.
Ships faster than your feature requests get implemented. Add to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The ultimate tech industry inside joke – now wearable! Our "Product Manager Definition" tee tells the REAL story of what PMs do (according to developers).
This premium cotton shirt features our signature gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilariously accurate "definition" of Product Managers that will have your entire scrum team nodding in agreement. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, tech conferences, or anywhere developers gather to commiserate.
Product Manager (noun):
A person who turns vague client requests into impossible deadlines
Professional meeting scheduler who asks "can't we just..." before suggesting technically impossible features
The translator between business stakeholders and engineering reality
Master of changing requirements after sprint planning
Why This Shirt Deserves Priority in Your Backlog:
Soft, comfortable fabric that survives more wash cycles than your legacy code
Available in sizes to fit every team member from intern to CTO
A conversation starter that's funnier than your standup jokes
100% of proceeds support tech education veteran charities
Whether you're a developer who's survived countless scope creeps or a Product Manager with a healthy sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of software development teamwork.
Ships faster than your feature requests get implemented. Add to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium cotton shirt features our signature gold dripping crown logo alongside a hilariously accurate "definition" of Product Managers that will have your entire scrum team nodding in agreement. Perfect for sprint retrospectives, tech conferences, or anywhere developers gather to commiserate.
Product Manager (noun):
A person who turns vague client requests into impossible deadlines
Professional meeting scheduler who asks "can't we just..." before suggesting technically impossible features
The translator between business stakeholders and engineering reality
Master of changing requirements after sprint planning
Why This Shirt Deserves Priority in Your Backlog:
Soft, comfortable fabric that survives more wash cycles than your legacy code
Available in sizes to fit every team member from intern to CTO
A conversation starter that's funnier than your standup jokes
100% of proceeds support tech education veteran charities
Whether you're a developer who's survived countless scope creeps or a Product Manager with a healthy sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of software development teamwork.
Ships faster than your feature requests get implemented. Add to cart now!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
